Author's Notes: Notes: I like the spelling Goold - like Jack speaks, rather than Goua'uld. Besides, it works better for the song.

If you go down to the gate today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the gate today
You'd better go in fatigues.

For every grunt that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the Tauri come home to earth.

Come home time for SG1,
The running SG1 are having a really bad time today. Watch them, catch Goold unawares,
And see them running to the open Stargate. See them madly run about.
They love to scream and shout.
And always have many cares.
At six o'clock General Hammond
Will call them home to earth
Because they're running from the big bad goold

If you go down to the gate today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the gate today
You'd better go in fatigues.

For every grunt that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the Tauri come home to earth.

All the Tauri there, that's around
Are sneaking today
There's lots of nasty Goold to see
And chasing the to the gate

Beneath the trees, where no Goold sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please Today's the day the Tauri go running to the gate.

If you go down to the gate today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the gate today
You'd better go in fatigues.

For every grunt that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the Tauri come home to earth.