Author's Notes: Love these jokes!

Three men (Jim, Jack and Daniel) were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging violent river.

Needing to get on the other side, Jack prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, Jim prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, Daniel prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river."

Poof! He was turned into Blair. He checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.